The status of Bob was
last posted on 10/08/24 by
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Male Dog, American Bulldog
American Bulldog
Description:
To apply for a dog from All Dog Rescue, please fill out our online application at www.AllDogMN.org. All Dog Rescue only adopts to homes within 60-miles of the Twin Cities. Visit our FAQ page to learn why.Bob here, your soon-to-be favorite couch ornament. At 80 pounds, I'm big, squishy, and 100% committed to napping. Seriously - napping is my calling. Walks? Meh, I'll go along with them, but don't be surprised if I stop every few minutes to "check things out" (aka take a break). I do enjoy wandering the yard in search of sticks to chew on—hey, that counts as exercise, right?I'm house-trained, and when nature calls, I'll give you a bark that says, "Excuse me, human, bathroom break required." Other dogs? I'm cool with them, although I'm more of a "you do you" kind of guy. Kids? Haven't met any in a while, but I'm basically a bowling ball on legs - so, yeah, I might accidentally knock them over. It's not personal, just physics.Cats? Listen, I don't even know what those are. Are they toys? Tiny, weird-shaped dogs? Your guess is as good as mine. But here's what I do know: I'm a total sucker for human affection. Belly rubs, ear scratches - just tell me where to sign up. Oh, and while I'm a fan of my own voice, your neighbors might not be. So, apartments? Probably not my vibe.Sure, I'm missing a few teeth, but trust me - I've got enough charm to make up for it. So, if you're in the market for a goofy, attention-loving Bulldog with a serious passion for lounging, look no further. Your forever couch buddy has arrived.To apply for a dog from All Dog Rescue, please fill out our online application at: alldogmn.org/Adopt.html All Dog Rescue adopts out to homes within 60-miles of the Twin Cities. Visit our FAQ page to learn why. Adoption fee includes vet exam, age-appropriate vaccinations and tests, microchip, and spay or neuter.
