The status of Yahtzee was
last posted on 02/16/25 by
Keep calm and woof on.
Male Dog, Terrier
Terrier / Mixed (Medium Coat)
Description:
Yahtzee, a one-of-a-kind creature who defies both logic and genetics. Picture a long-haired terrier and a pug having an existential crisis, and you’ve got Yahtzee. He’s got the face of a distinguished professor, the energy of a caffeinated squirrel, and the attitude of a small dog who believes he is, in fact, the main character in every room. Let’s get the hard stuff out of the way: • Ankles? He’s got beef with them. Consider wearing socks and moving quickly. • Other dogs? If they mind their business, we’re golden. If they try to steal his spotlight? May the odds be ever in their favor. • Kids? Not his thing. Not yours either? Great, we’re making progress. • Cats? Surprisingly fine. Maybe even a little respectful, like he knows they’re plotting something worse. • Snuggles? 1000%. He’s a Velcro dog when he’s not busy being dramatic. Now, the perks: Yahtzee is a loyal, hilarious, and highly entertaining little goblin. He will dance with you in the kitchen, sit dramatically on your lap while you scroll through TikTok, and stare deeply into your soul like he knows all your secrets. But should another pet try to claim your affection? It’s on like Donkey Kong. Yahtzee isn’t looking for just any home—he’s looking for his home. A home that appreciates his quirks, respects his boundaries, and doesn’t mind the occasional ankle ambush. If you’re in the market for a snuggly, sassy, slightly chaotic best friend, Yahtzee is ready to ruin your personal space in the best way possible.
